Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Gotta be some perks to regular air travel...

Well, I moan and grumble something chronic but every now and again there some perks to regular air travel...
However dubious their merits...


There are still some horrors to be found in the offshore environment...This sight greeted me upon my arrival on board the Anasuria FPSO.
I don't know what disturbs me more, the plethora of Crocs (and croc copies) there are bobbing about on the North Sea or the simple fact that there are 5 of the buggers here!!?!

I can't recall seeing anyone on a platform with either one leg too few or one leg too many...Some guys do claim to possess three legs but I haven't seen any evidence one way or the other (that's my story and I'm sticking to it).

PLEASE READ AND MAYBE WE CAN HELP THESE POOR WRETCHES....(plastic-shoes-sold-with-free-penis-removalSeriously!!  Wear something else unless you're a 12 year old girl!

Neil Hannon Rocks!!